Thanks again for everything!
Mile 1106.3 -- Gas Station Stop. Gas is only $2.879 here. Hi...somehow that is cheap.
Mile 1108.8 -- We drive by "Most Precious Blood Catholic Church." We don't stop.
Mile 1127.5 -- Jon totally misses taking the picture of the "Tiny Town" sign. It was VERY small!
Mile 1134.0 -- Syphie enjoys the gorgeous view of the Rockies.
Mile 1135.5 -- What exactly is "Loaf-N-Jug?"
And why aren't we stopping?
Mile 1135.6 -- Boo! Road Work again!
Mile 1137.8 -- We're F-ed! The road we need to be on is closed and now we are on a detour. Ugh.
Mile 1138.6 -- Yay! Back on Track...except that the right lane is closed. Again.
Mile 1147.7 -- Why is there a stoplight in the middle of the highway? Clearly...we are taking the "scenic" route.
Mile 1159.9 -- Is that Jesus...up there on that hill?
No! It's Santa Maria!
Mile 1166.2 -- Ahhhh! Rain! At least Jeff's windshield wipers are working this year.
Mile 1170.8 -- Jollibee enjoys the view.
Mile 1181.6 -- We're in South Park!
There is nothing here.
Mile 1188.2 -- We spot the first two houses in South Park.
And then...more nothing.
Mile 1188.9 -- We're finally in South Park proper, yo!
Mile 1189.3 -- Potty break in South Park. Followed by Fiddle Faddle disaster.
Mile 1233.4 -- "Counting Blue Cars" plays on the iPod. Jeff points out that his car is blue. Jon dies a little...on the inside.
Mile 1233.9 -- Jeff makes a valiant attempt to pass a giant tractor-trailer. Both Jeff and Jon decide that they hate one lane highways.
Mile 1245.5 -- We pass a restaurant that advertises "very AUTHENTIC Thai Food" in Poncha Springs. We don't stop.
Mile 1245.8 -- We finally find a place that is scarier than Pork Barrel. "GRIMO'S." Jeff decides that their slogan should be: "Someone Pooped In It."
Mile 1249.7 -- We almost die. Again.
Mile 1282.2 -- Hi...we are in the middle of nowhere. And hungry. Again.
Mile 1285.2 -- Jeff reasons that we should go to Crestone to eat. Crestone is a weird hippie town Uncle Larry told us about. Hopefully, this town has hippies that eat.
Mile 1292.7 -- It's raining in Crestone...but we still haven't found food.
Mile 1293.7 -- An actual tumbleweed rolls in front of the car. Seriously. We are going to die here.
Mile 1296.3 -- We pass a sign that declares that Crestone is a "No Shooting Area." What a relief!
Mile 1297.5 -- We finally find the one restaurant in Crestone. "The Desert Sage Restaurant."
And guess what?
It's closed.
Ofcourseitis.
Mile 1297.9 -- Giving up the search in Crestone. Off to find food...in the Sand Dunes.
Mile 1307.9 -- Jon is so hungry that he has been reduced to suckling Bessie for sustenance.
Mile 1309.7 -- Back on Track. Worst. Sidetrack. Ever.
Mile 1323.9 -- We pass by a "UFO Watchtower." We don't stop.
Mile 1329.7 -- Gators!
Mile 1330.9 -- Jeff and Jon are so hungry they resort to eating Mentos Sours.
Mile 1352.2 -- Hi...this is the end. God hates the homos and so we are going to starve to death.
Mile 1352.6 -- Real food at the Great Sand Dunes Oasis!
Maybe God doesn't hate us after all.
Mile 1356.9 -- Great Sand Dune Fun!
Mile 1378.9 -- It's a rainbow!
God loves the Gays!
Mile 1382.5 -- We're in Blanca!
Paid for by Blanca Olar, Treasurer.
Mile 1387.6 -- Only 78 more miles to Taos!
Mile 1420.9 -- We're in New Mexico!
Jeff and Jon are VERY enchanted.
Mile 1439.1 -- As we drive through Qwesta, Jeff announces that he hopes we find the "Trutha" here. Jon hope to find Jeff a ball-gag-a here.
Mile 1464.9 -- We're in Historic Taos. It's very cute. And historic!
Mile 1469.1 -- We check in at Taos Budget Host Inn.
It's very fancy here.
Their toilets are sanitary for our protection!
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